Cake

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Cake
Chemical Nomenclature
Common names	Cake, Caky, Cokoo
Substitutive name	Cakecadine
Systematic name	(2R,3R,4S,5S,6R)-2-[(2S,3S,4S,5R)-3,4-dihydroxy-2,5-bis(hydroxymethyl)oxolan-2-yl]oxy-6-(hydroxymethyl)oxane-3,4,5-triol
Class Membership
Psychoactive class	Depressant
Chemical class	Wheat
Routes of Administration
WARNING: Always start with lower doses due to differences between individual body weight, tolerance, metabolism, and personal sensitivity. See responsible use section. ⇣ Oral Dosage Bioavailability 90% Threshold 30 g Light 30 - 65 g Common 65 - 100 g Strong 100 - 300 g Heavy 300 g + Duration DISCLAIMER: PW's dosage information is gathered from users and resources for educational purposes only. It is not a recommendation and should be verified with other sources for accuracy.
Interactions

Cake is a sugary round shaped substance. The main active compound in cake is Cakecadine (known colloquially as C-AKE, Caky or Cokoo). It is a novel synthetic depressant belonging to the substituted wheat class.

This compound is orally active, and dosages between 25–500 g are commonly reported. Many users note an unpleasant body load accompanies higher dosages.

Pharmacology

Cakecadine is the main psychoactive compound in cake. It's a ç1 and ç2 partial agonist.

Safety

Addiction

Studies shows that cake is highly addictive due to presence of cakecadine, disaccharides and polysaccharides.

Brain damage

Studies suggest that regularly use of cake can cause hyperglycemia and that will lead to permanent brain damage.

Pancreas damage

Researches showed that frequently use of cake can cause pancreas damage.

Subjective effects

Disclaimer: The effects listed below cite the Subjective Effect Index (SEI), an open research literature based on anecdotal user reports and the personal analyses of PsychonautWiki contributors. As a result, they should be viewed with a healthy degree of skepticism.

It is also worth noting that these effects will not necessarily occur in a predictable or reliable manner, although higher doses are more liable to induce the full spectrum of effects. Likewise, adverse effects become increasingly likely with higher doses and may include addiction, severe injury, or death ☠.

Cognitive effectss

• Novelty enhancement
• Thought acceleration
• Empathy, love, and sociability enhancement
• Increased libido
• Spirituality enhancement
• Mindfulness

Physical effects

• Perception of increased weight - Many users reported a real increased weight.
• Stomach cramps
• Abnormal heartbeat
• Nausea - Some users reported nausea on extremely high doses.
• Wakefulness
• Appetite suppression

Synthesis

Synthesis of Cakecadine.

• Cake synthesis (Erowid)

Legal issues

A child busted with a cake in USA.

Cake is almost illegal in all countries of the world. However there is one exception:

• Republic of Molossia - Cake is legal to buy, sell, or possess in the Republic of Molossia.

See also

• Responsible use
• Psychoactive substance index

External links

• Cake (Drug) (Wikipedia)
• Cake synthesis (Erowid)
• A short documentary about cake. (Youtube)